I've even thought about ways to kill... Death.

My hair is at a length that it stands up without me putting shit in it. THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. Also I do have a shirt on but it is strapless. NOT TAKING NAKED SELFIES FOR YALLS. Uhuhuhu or am I.

Also you need to all watch the Hogfather. And other Discworld shit. CREYS.

This Shit's Gone too Far

I was walking to class yesterday and I heard a noise behind me and it was like, whoa, hey, dude on a skateboard. Did a double take. Dude on a skateboard wearing LOAFERS.

What the hell is going on, idek.

On an unrelated note, I have a new plan/semi new year's resolution that I'm starting early:

Instead of eating when I'm bored, I will read.

Hopefully this pans out.

FINALS ARE ALMOST OVER AND THEN MAYBE I CAN BRAIN AGAIN.

Interpretations

So the more I watch Elementary, the more I...like it. Like, a lot. Which is weird cuz I hate police procedurals.

...Even more weird when I consider the fact that I think I'm starting to like it more than Sherlock.

I THINK IT'S LUCY LIU YOU GUYS SHE'S FUCKING AWESOME.

NOT TAKING ANY OF YOUR SHIT TODAY, SHERLOCK.

MY HEART IS A CAULIFLOWER

Things I Have to Do Today Within The Next Two Hours and Ten Minutes: Write a poem about a fruit or vegetable

Things I Want to Do Today:

O.O

I just turned in my application for graduation.

Oh god this is happening isn't it

I don't want to go to the ceremony guys

Give me a list of reasons why it's totally okay if I skip the ceremoy


I mean


They don't even give us the legit degrees until the end of May anyway

So

I can skip it right

Things My Norwegian Flatmates Show Me

this cat is me. i am this cat.

WHY IS FINANCIAL AID SO STRESSFUL? (read: why am i so bad at math?)


RACHEL ARE YOU HOME YET?


GUYS IF WE GATHER ON SATURDAY CAN WE ALSO GATHER ON SUNDAY TOO?