I'm A Professional

So last weekend I went to a German Music/ Art Festival. And there was a lady with a typewriter who, for one dollar, would write you a story.

My friend, Fielding, bought one. But before the woman started she was like, was there anything you wanted incorporated. Fielding looked at me and I said "I'm open to anything."

This is what happened.

I've even thought about ways to kill... Death.

My hair is at a length that it stands up without me putting shit in it. THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. Also I do have a shirt on but it is strapless. NOT TAKING NAKED SELFIES FOR YALLS. Uhuhuhu or am I.

Also you need to all watch the Hogfather. And other Discworld shit. CREYS.

This Shit's Gone too Far

I was walking to class yesterday and I heard a noise behind me and it was like, whoa, hey, dude on a skateboard. Did a double take. Dude on a skateboard wearing LOAFERS.

What the hell is going on, idek.

On an unrelated note, I have a new plan/semi new year's resolution that I'm starting early:

Instead of eating when I'm bored, I will read.

Hopefully this pans out.

FINALS ARE ALMOST OVER AND THEN MAYBE I CAN BRAIN AGAIN.

Interpretations

So the more I watch Elementary, the more I...like it. Like, a lot. Which is weird cuz I hate police procedurals.

...Even more weird when I consider the fact that I think I'm starting to like it more than Sherlock.

I THINK IT'S LUCY LIU YOU GUYS SHE'S FUCKING AWESOME.

NOT TAKING ANY OF YOUR SHIT TODAY, SHERLOCK.

Worst Week Ever

And it's only Tuesday :C

Here's a video I recently rediscovered and am forcing upon you

MY HEART IS A CAULIFLOWER

Things I Have to Do Today Within The Next Two Hours and Ten Minutes: Write a poem about a fruit or vegetable

Things I Want to Do Today:

CROSS POSTING BECAUSE NO ONE CAN STOP ME

What the hell guys?