What the Hell is Happening to Literature!?

No, seriously! LOOK AT THIS SHIT:

http://www.savethepearls.com/purchase-save-the-pearls/

My brain is reeling from the sheer IGNORANCE OF IT.

Just...what...

I mean, I know incredibly racist books already exist, but holy shit.

Cantalope Ruins Fruit Salads

I AM IN ENGLAND! IT WAS A TERRIBLE FLIGHT! BUT THERE IS A PUB IN MY DORM! AND I LIVE IN A VERY HOGWARTS-ESQUE PLACE!!!

This place is ridiculous!!!