Wednesday, May 16, 2012

You're a Vampire, __________

So I keep coming back to that wimpy-ass vampire idea. I like Mouse's input about adding in other, stranger, never-really-seen-before creatures (the were-elephant is particularly promising in terms of awkward situations--I mean, THINK ABOUT IT). At the same time, whenever I think of this skinny, perpetually perplexed vampire dude, I always see him with a fairy as a roommate. A fairy that controls the weather and gets all the chicks despite his lovely electric green hair and tendency to set things on fire. On purpose.

But whether I go the fairy route is still up for debate as far as I'm concerned. Hell, this whole story is up for debate. But let's say I really do it, just for shits and giggles. What appropriately normal/dorky name would suit an awkward, skinny ass vampire dude?

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